
001. Comfort is a high regard on my page. That being said, if any of the things mentioned have any possibility of making you uncomfortable, feel free to block. I'm not a stingy writer, I'm not going to throw a hissy fit just because you block me. In the same breath this page is dead dove do not eat. I will not change my muse, or my writing, for your satisfaction. If you try godmodding, bringing up drama, or acting offensive, you will be blocked in turn. There are no soft-block infractions. This is my hobby, my space, and where I want to portray my creativity. I'll be guarding it as such. 002. Sensitive content such as sex, violence, and slight gore will be discussed on the tl but any nude imagery will not (lewd writing may be present, but will merely be suggestive.). None of this will be written with minor muses, and if it is attempted, you will be blocked. This also isn't a lewd focus account. I want to write dynamics, plotlines, and interactions past sex. Suggestive content may be included in posts such as Seductive Sundays, etc. but there will be no genitalia shown. 003. I am prone to inactivity. I am just now getting back from a near 4 month hiatus. So please do not expect level or constant activity. I'm an adult who has a chaotic life. Sometimes I may be picky with replies, sometimes I may be offline for a day or even a month. Please be patient with me, as I will be patient with you. I do not feel entitled to replies and neither should you.
004. Falks is meant to be written as a sports celebrity. This means your muse can know the basics. This does not mean you can godmode and know everything about him. While your muse may know his name, and what he does, they are still strangers. Although I highly encourage for interactions with muses that could possibly be fans! It makes the whole thing a lot more fun and interactive to write and opens up plenty of dynamics. 005. With Falks being a queer muse, I will absolutely accept no bigotry on my page. Do not interact if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, xenophobic, support trump, or any other basic dni criteria. The same goes for those who fetishize trans people, while this may be a nsfw acc that is NOT the intended purpose. The mun is trans, and will not accept anything regarding trans fetish content or chasers. Saying this as it's been dealt with a lot on this app in particular. 006. I am selective in nature. Please do not get upset if I do not follow your account back. Sometimes I may only follow a few of your accounts, this may be because I'm not fond of a certain fc or the content contained. Rarely do I ever not follow someone because of the writer so please do not take it to heart! I also have to be cautious because of the content that comes with this muse.
NAME: Jonah BergfalkNICKNAMES / ALIASES: Falks, Falcon, Mute, Mister Intimidation, Super BeastAGE: 25DATE OF BIRTH: January 14thGENDER & PRONOUNS: cis male, he/himORIENTATION: bisexual + biromanticRACE/ETHNICITY: CaucasianNATIONALITY: AmericanOCCUPATION: Professional Hockey playerLANGUAGES: English
FACE CLAIM: Alex VlasicHEIGHT: 6’6"WEIGHT: 198 lbs.HAIR: BlondEYES: BrownSCARS: Deep upper lip + cheek scarPIERCINGS: NoneTATTOOS: NonePHYSICAL CONDITIONS / DISABILITIES:
- none
PARENTS:
- William Bergfalk
- Cindy BergfalkSIBLINGS:
- noneSIGNIFICANT OTHER:
- n/aOTHERS:
- n/aPETS:
- n/aHOMETOWN: Wilmette, Illinois, AmericaCURRENT RESIDENCE: Chicago, Illinois

POSITIVE TRAITS:
- WIPNEUTRAL TRAITS:
- WIPNEGATIVE TRAITS:
- WIPASTROLOGY: ??? Sun, ??? Moon, ??? RisingMBTI: XXXX-XTEMPERAMENT: TemperamentENNEAGRAM: Type X Wing XNEURODIVERGENCES & ACQUIRED CONDITIONS:
- n/a
LIKES:
- wip
- wip
- wipDISLIKES:
- dogs
- wip
- wipHOBBIES:
- wip
MISTER INTIMIDATION Jonah was born into a family of hockey players. In skates by the time he was three, and able to move on his own. The lifestyle was never shoved onto him, his parents merely observed and supported when needed. A choice he made all on his own. The ice felt like home. Jonah spoke hockey better than he spoke at all.Things didn't take long to escalate. Joining junior ice hockey solidified his desires to attempt the professional life. Yet it seemed he hardly had to work for it. Jonah put up more points than some of the older boys amidst his team, especially as a defensemen. Tearing through records until his name was nearly plastered on every plaque in the rink. Only to come back the next year and do it all over again. Leaving the looming professionals to whisper, pointing out the similarities to whatever hall of famer they possibly could... and yet, still, Jonah was someone of his own making.Scouts were on him before he was even eligible for the draft. Speaking with his family, and watching as he, again, flew through another set of records. Creating such a gap between first and second in both points and assists, that it seemed impossible to ever beat, much less come close to it.By the time the draft came around, Jonah was practically a celebrity in his hometown, and his name was flung around the hockey world with excitement.Jonah was drafted first overall by the Chicago Blackhawks. Awaiting for the start of the season so he could prove himself as a prospect. Even if the crowds were already set on him being the next super star. News articles of "WILL THE FALCON HELP BRING THE CUP TO CHICAGO?" arose like a wildfire.As preseason came along, even in games that didn't count, Jonah managed to score a single point for each and every game.But one thing was becoming glaringly obvious. No one exactly knew Jonah. His stats and numbers were plastered on every possible surface, yet his personality remained vague. Many speculated if he was a mute, simply for his lack of speech and interviews, but it was more along the lines that he chose not to talk when he didn't want to, which was more often than not. A walking blank slate. No one could ever tell what he was thinking, nor feeling.Somehow, this came at his advantage. Where others would bite and chirp, Jonah merely stared. It made opponents stumble, unable to tell if he wanted to pass the puck left or right. The lack of reaction killed confidence. Like an intimidation tactic he wasn't applying on purpose.Jonah secured a three year contract with the Blackhawks, and immediately proved his worth. At eighteen years old, he put up a hundred point season, and solidified himself as the best defensemen in the active league. Making passes through the floundering feet of opponents, and snapping pucks to the back of the net before anyone could so much as blink.Even without having won the cup, in the years of Jonah's reign, he managed consecutive one hundred point seasons, and a streak of several consecutive 50-assist seasons, one of the only defensemen to ever accomplish the feat. Falling short only due to odd line changes that noticeably ebbed his connection with fellow players, leaving him to score on his own.Jonah became revered amidst players much more than the crowd. A whispered name. Retired players who turned to commentators, labeled him as something of a cryptid. "He exists, and you're aware of it. Until suddenly you see him alone in a hallway, and it's like seeing something otherworldly. You just can't fathom him as a player." Playing with him felt like an honor, his linemates unable to properly put it into words.Yet after another playoff loss, murmurs arose. People questioned whether a great player such as Jonah, a sure fire hall of famer, would possibly move to another team in order to chase the cup. Jonah, himself, hadn't said anything against these claims... but the entirety of the team hardly seemed phased. The only people who knew him better than anyone else. Jonah didn't want to chase the cup, he wanted to win it, with the team that drafted him.
1 It's known that Jonah isn't mute, but learning to speak as a kid took unnaturally long. A developed stutter is partial to it, but not the reason he speaks so rarely. When he does, it's monotonous, low, and slow. So he doesn't stumble to much over speech.
2 While not one to fight, just after his rookie year, Jonah was targeted by an opposing enforcer. Illegally boarded, snapping his visor and slicing open his upper lip and cheek. Jonah just barely managed to make 100 points after recovery from a concussion. There's a deep scar left over.
3 While having had the A for only a little while, Jonah is still known to be the one most of the team listens to. A quick look is all that's needed. An ongoing joke that points out his "murderous stare".
4 Jonah has a slight fear of dogs, so when it comes to team contributions to pet-related causes, they tend to pair him up with cats or at the very least, well mannered puppies.





